Proverbs
for the 21st Century
1. Home is where you hang
your @.
2. The E-mail of the
species is more deadly than the mail.
3. A journey of a
thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can't teach a new
mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from
little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry
a cellular phone.
7. C:\ is the root of all
directories.
8. Don't put all your
hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and
paper foolish.
10. The modem is the
message.
11. Too many clicks spoil
the browse.
12. The geek shall
inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine
lives.
14. Don't byte off more
than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than
fiction.
16. What boots up must
come down.
17. Windows will never
cease.
18. In Gates we trust
(and our tender is legal).
19. Virtual reality is
its own reward.
20. Modulation in all
things.
21. A user and his
leisure time are soon parted.
22. There's no place like
http://www.home.com
23. Know what to expect
before you connect.
24. Oh, what a tangled
website we weave when first we practice.
25. Speed thrills.
26. Give a man a fish and
you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and
he won't bother you for weeks.
A Prayer for My
Computer
Dear Lord:
Every evening
As I'm lying here in bed
This tiny little prayer
Keeps running through my head.
God bless my Mom and dad
And bless my little pup
And look out for my sister
When things aren't looking up.
And God, there's one more thing
I wish that you could do
Hope you don't mind me asking
But please bless my computer
too?
Now I know that's not normal
To bless a mother board
But just listen a second
While I explain to you 'My
Lord.'
You see, that little metal box
Holds more to me than odds
& ends
Inside those small compartments
Rest a hundred of my 'BEST
FRIENDS'.
I know for sure they like me
By the kindness that they give
And this little scrap of metal
Is how I travel to where they
live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you
I share in what life brings
them
From that our friendship grew.
PLEASE, Take an extra minute
From your duties up above
To bless this scrap of metal
That's filled with so much
love!
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