Actual Headlines

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
6. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
9. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
10. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
11. Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
12. Eye Drops Off Shelf
13. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
14. Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
16. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
17. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
18. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
19. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
20. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

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1. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
2. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
3. War Dims Hope For Peace
4. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
5. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
6. Deer Kill 17,000
7. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
8. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
9. Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
10. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
11. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
12. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
13. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
14. Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
15. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
16. Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
17. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
18. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors